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“You define the genre, I cannot deny. You are only second to Air Supply.”
9·15 days agoDo companies release these nonsensical products as justification to squat on patents?
“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the adult contemporaryest of all?”
These must have fallen out of style hard because I got a lot of them from thrift stores. Anyway, they have a good home in my kitchen and bathroom.
34·1 month agoThe fact that that was my first thought is the reason I will be touching grass for the remainder of the day.
Unauthorized is their office nickname for Musk.
Isn’t spirulina more effective for capturing carbon than trees? And also you can eat it in the way you don’t normally eat trees? Trees are great and all but why do you want me to be angry about algae?
People lock their doors; everyone understands.
7·3 months agoI might have missed the one wherein he makes electric cooktops illegal but I think that one is still coming, at least. And potatoes must use masculine pronouns. And it is domestic terrorism for Taylor Swift to be a meaniepants anymore. Something, something Dr. Seuss. Masturbation will make you blind (please self-report to the nearest blinding centre).
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13·3 months agoThe following is a list of documents accepted as proof:
• Republican Party membership card
Where’s my round?
I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.
Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.
Police investigation concludes “boys will be boys”
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